Yesterday
I suddenly rememberd when we were on the Newdics beach in Newzealand.
One day
I was walking toward our car from Newdics beach with my friends
it take 15min to our car from the beach.
and it was a middle of the night.
we were surrounded by tall glasses.
We couldn’t see anything.
There was a completely darkness.
silence
we were three people
my european friend “Ｊｏｈｎ”（temporary name for his privacy）
my japanese friend “Sotaro”
and
me.
We were walking through “darkness” road to go back home.
without talking.
and
the things happned…..
suddenly I heared a strange sound from somewhere.
“Pooooooooooooooot”
what’s happend??
I asked.
and
John answered me.
“oh shit.
I need to take a shit now”
Now!?????
His fart made his shit come outside soon.
but
We were at a middle of the road
and it would have taken at least 10min to arrive the car.
We had no choice.
“take a shit here!”
but
We got a big problem.
We didn’t have any papers to wipe his ass.
But we got a solution.
“take Big Nice leaves to wipe his ass!!”
We rushed to find Big Nice leaves around there.
But it was too darkness to find Big leaves.
John checked some leaves that I picked up.
He simulated when he would wipe his ass with this leaves.
and He said
“Too small!!”
yes
He is well-mannered guy.
He can’t wipe his ass with unpropper leaves.
Eventually
We couldn’t find Nice leaves.
And
It was a time to come outside his shit.
He disappeared to darkness.
and The sound
A horrible scream from his ass……..
We don’t know what happened on him after this.
We don’t how he wiped his ass.
Yes
This is a scary story that I experienced in the Newdics beach